Real slow hits from the bong…
Make me feel like Cheech,
And I’m kickin’ it with Chong.
Tag Archives: 1991
These days you can’t see who’s in cahoots,
Cause now the KKK wears three-piece suits.
I never boned a honey that I didn’t like,
I never saw a mile that I couldn’t hike.
I never had a spliff to make me choke,
I never had a pocket that was broke.
The motto goes: Sex, Drugs and Rock ‘n’ Roll.
I prefer: Love, Hugs and Hip-Hop Soul.
Now I don’t want to be a dopeman, listen:
I didn’t have a dime, a nickel, penny, a pot to piss in.
See, all my clothes had holes and they fit tight,
Pray to God cause it’s hard trying to live right.
Waiting on the train, can’t hang with the street gangs,
Making me insane, putting rain on my whole brain.
But the train means change to better thangs;
Can’t live with the negative and ghetto pains.
Can’t be late, can’t wait to get to where we’re going,
Almost ten to four and I’m sure that the train is showing.
But I ain’t sure where it goes, I don’t really know it,
But I got faith, that’s all it takes to get to where we’re going.
I said ‘Whoa, little hottie,
I’m not DeLorean, Gambino or Gotti.
I don’t deal coke,
And furthermore you’re making me broke.
I’ll put you in a rehab and I won’t tell your folks.’
And what do you know,
In 18 months she came home,
And I let her back in…
And now she’s sniffing again.
The world is kinda cold and the rhythm is my blanket.
How you know where I’m at when you haven’t been where I’ve been?
Understand where I’m coming from?
Girls stick like Crazy Glue, they think they’re gettin’ dough;
But I treat hoes like drugs: I just say ‘No.’
My momma did her part,
But it ain’t her fault that I was born without a heart.
In other words: I’m heartless dude.
I don’t love me…how the fuck I’mma love you?
Your whole appearance is a lie and it could never be true.
And if you really loved yourself, then you would try and be you.
If you love someone, you should say it often,
You never know when they’ll be layin’ in a coffin.
Wake up, it’s important that you know that
No one on Earth is promised tomorrow.
I ain’t goin out like a spineless jellyfish.
Some say life is a bitch…
Ask that punk who dug his own ditch.
We fight every night, now that’s not kosher.
I reminisce with bliss of when we was closer,
And wake up to be greeted by an argument again,
…You act like you’re ten.
So immature, I try to concentrate on a cure,
And keep lookin’ at the front door.
Be a father, if not, why bother, son?
A boy can make ‘em, but a man can raise one.
If you did it, admit it and stick with it.
‘You claim to be the man, you want me for a lover,
So you can do my girlfriends and my sister and my mother?’I said, ‘You’re very blunt,’ with quickness to the cue,
‘So whassup with your mother, does she look as good as you?’
Fuck Compton.
Love and hate, black and white,
Right or wrong, who is right?
Some smoke joints to anoint their brain
To the vanishing point…so they won’t go insane.
How far must you go to gain respect? Um…
Well, it’s kind of simple: just remain your own.
Or you’ll be crazy sad and alone.
Why’s my name the Large Professor?
Cause I milked your cow, in other words I hit your heifer.
If you ain’t never been to the ghetto,
Don’t ever come to the ghetto,
‘Cause you wouldn’t understand the ghetto,
So stay the fuck out of the ghetto.
Back in the days when I was a teenager,
Before I had status, and before I had a pager,
You could find The Abstract, listening to hip-hop,
My pops used to say it reminded him of be-bop.
I said, ‘Well daddy don’t you know that things go in cycles.
The way that Bobby Brown is just ampin’ like Michael.
It’s all expected, things are for the lookin’,
If you got the money, Quest is for the bookin’.
Hits from the bong
Make me feel like Cheech,
And I’m kickin’ it wit’ Chong.
Say somethin’ positive? Well positive ain’t where I live.
I live right around the corner from West Hell,
Two blocks from South Shit, and once in a jail cell.
Although I hit a pound of herbs, I’m still nice with the verbs.
So fuck what ya heard.
Rap is not pop. If you call it that, then stop.
This one’s for you, and I truly hope you hear me,
Through all your travels, I’m wishing you a peaceful journey.
And while you was bangin on tables, I was bangin Snow White.
Busta Rhymes the mighty infamous,
Always misbehaving and mischeivous,
Causing aggravation, I’ll never pause,
Pushing out spit balls through plastic straws.
Eat from the Tree of Life and throw away the verbal ham.
Five days you work, one whole day to play
Come on everybody, wear your rollerskates today
It’s Saturday…
These days you can’t see who’s in cahoots
Cause now the KKK wears three-piece suits.
No static, got an automatic,
Too much of anything makes you an addict…
I got nothin’ to lose, much to gain–
In my brain, I got a capitalist migraine.
You the devil in drag.
You can burn your cross,
Well, I’ll burn your flag…
The world is kinda cold and the rhythm is my blanket.
But some find happiness while others find sorrow,
And what’s here today, may be gone tomorrow.
I use a pick in my hair without force.
You use a lawn mower–you got peat moss.
Move over just a bit to the right of me,
For I cannot see
Where the booty is.
Street’s disciple, my raps are trifle.
I shoot slugs from my brain just like a rifle.
I never boned a honey that I didn’t like
I never saw a mile that I couldn’t hike
I never had a spliff to make me choke
I never had a pocket that was broke
MC Lyte • “Search 4 The Lyte” • Act Like You Know • 1991
Some type of grief you must experience
In order to appreciate happiness.
‘Cause if you are always satisfied,
Life will just pass by; you would’ve never tried.
MC Lyte, “Search 4 The Lyte,” Act Like You Know, 1991
Dres (Black Sheep) • “Black with N.V.” • 1991
Now, harmony is a total love of things
For those who are inclined or better yet like to sing.
But piece of mind it is my right for the spark will ignite
Till I can catch a cab at the town at midnight,
Till I can be myself and not be thought as worse,
Till I can buy a slice from Howard Beach to the ‘Hurst.
Till I can get the pill without fear of eject,
And occupations which I seek I can have if I select.
Now, if I so select and reach out to make touch
How can you say that I ask for too much?
Dres, “Black with N.V.,” from Black Sheep’s A Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing, 1991
Tony D • “Stop Racism” • 1991
When I look at a human, you can say I’m color blind,
Cause I see them with my eyes but I judge them with my mind.
Tony D, “Stop Racism,” Droppin’ Funky Verses, 1991
Your whole appearance is a lie and it could never be true.
And if you really loved yourself, then you would try and be you.
The thing that men and women need to do is stick together,
Progressions can’t be made if we’re separate forever.
I know I’d be the man if I cold yanked the plug on R&B…but I can’t, and that’s bugged.
Always knew that I would clock G’s,
But welcome to McDonald’s: May I take your order, please?
Gotta serve ya food that might give you cancer,
Cuz my son doesn’t take no for an answer.
Now I pay taxes that you never give me back;
What about diapers, bottles, and Similac?
Do I have to sell me a whole lotta crack
For decent shelter and clothes on my back?
Baby, baby, baby, I don’t wanna be rude,
But I know the cause of your bloody attitude.
I know why you act that way,
It usually happens on the 28th day.
I respect that…crazily,
When you’re done with the pads, can you come check me?
Having that gang war?
We want to know what you’re fighting for.
Fighting over colors?
All that gang shit’s for dumb motherfuckers.
But you go on thinking you’re hard…
Come to New York and we’ll see who gets robbed.
Take your jheri curls, take your black hats,
Take your wack lyrics and your bullshit tracks.
Now you’re mad and you’re thinking about stomping?
Well I’m from the South Bronx…Fuck Compton.
Brothers on the butters can’t flip the Parkay.
This year Halloween fell on a weekend
Me and Geto Boys are trick-or-treatin’
Robbin’ little kids for bags…
Rap is not pop. If you call it that, then stop.