Classical slap-stick rappers need Chapstick.
MF Doom, “Rhymes Like Dimes,” Operation: Doomsday!, 1999
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Wrote this lyric from in the bed wit’ a chick
She had the tightest grip around the head of my…
…Bic. Now, can I get my pen back?MF Doom, “Batty-Boys,” Born Like This, 2009. More quotes from MF Doom… -
They’d rather see me fail than succeed,
That’s why I’m alone on my own with no team.
Don’t need no green, though I got some to spend;
In the end…all I really need is a friend.Bishop Nehru, “So Alone,” from Bishop Nehru + MF DOOM’s NehurvianDOOM, 2014 -
There’s four sides to every story…
If these walls could talk, they’d probably still ignore me.Viktor Vaughn, aka MF Doom, “Lickupon,” Vaudeville Villain, 2003. More MF Doom quotes… -
The motto goes: Sex, Drugs and Rock ‘n’ Roll.
I prefer: Love, Hugs and Hip-Hop Soul.Zev Love X (aka MF Doom), “Figure of Speech,” from K.M.D.’s Mr. Hood, 1991. More MF Doom quotes… -
Listenin to nothin, takin no suggestions,
All destructive criticisms that can’t improve on perfection.MF Doom is Viktor Vaughn, “The Drop,” Vaudeville Villain, 2003 -
Nowadays, the game is all bugged out,
Phony, like back when Hammer tried to come thugged out.MF Doom, “Foolish,“ from MF Grimm’s Downfall of Ibliys: A Ghetto Opera, 2002 -
Raise your right palm: We do solemnly swear
To stack more dough more calmly this year.MF Doom, “Get ‘Er Done,” from Jake One’s White Van Music, 2008 -
Catch a throatful from the fire vocal
Ashing and molten glass like Eyjafjallajökull.MF Doom, “Guv’nor,” from JJ Doom’s Key to the Kuffs, 2012 -
Scared of a bunch of water? Then get out the rain.
Order a rapper for lunch, and spit out the chain.MF Doom, “Sofa King,” from Danger Doom’s The Mouse and the Mask, 2005 -
Uh oh, it’s beer o’clock, I think I’m sober.
How about we think this over, over a can of King Cobra?Viktor Vaughn, “Raedawn,” Vaudeville Villain, 2003 -
A lot of crews like to act like a violent mob,
They really need to just shut the fuck up like Silent Bob.Viktor Vaughn, “Saliva,” Vaudeville Villain, 2003 -
Classical slap-stick rappers need Chapstick.
MF Doom, “Rhymes Like Dimes,” Operation: Doomsday!, 1999