Tag: mona lisa

  • And when I smiled, ‘Bing!’ I almost blinded her.
    She said, ‘Great Scot, are you a thief?
    Seems like you have a mouth full of gold teeth!’
    Hahahaha, had to find that funny,
    So I said, ‘No child, I work hard for the money.
    And calling me a thief? Please…don’t even try it,
    Sit down, eat your slice of pizza, and be quiet.’

    Slick Rick, “Mona Lisa,” The Great Adventures of Slick Rick, 1988